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TIFFANY STRATTON IS FIRE NOW!


Hot take.


Tiffany Stratton's in-ring gear is not safe for any working environment. I swear if I check out her WWE clips and some random officemate sneaks a peak at my computer, I can probably see a flock of men checking out her images.


I mean... with all the Alabama slams, moonsaults, and clotheslines, how does her gear stick?


She reminds me of a much more athletic version of a Torrie Wilson and Kelly Kelly combo. However, Tiffy Time is no eye candy-turned-wrestler.


However, I suddenly thought of Ludvig Kaiser wearing Billy Kidman's WCW in-ring gear.


Weird.


She is a 25-year-old former gymnast who is seen by many as a generational talent because of what she can do in the ring and how she can fit the current division with the Divas Division.


I am a fan of Divas Division. I hate the storylines, but I like the fact that some models try their best to elevate their in-ring skills and most Divas improve, even if their best isn't optimal to some. Trish Stratus, Torrie, Candice Michelle, Michelle McCool, Layla, Eve Torres, and Nikki Bella are examples of newbies who eventually "got game" at one point in their careers. Yes, the bra and panties match is cringy, and they should have had the chance to properly use either Daffney or Awesome Kong, but these wrestlers paved the way for the current women's division that we love right now.


Anyway, she is basically the Bron Breakker of the women's division. She does not have an immaculate win-loss record, but anything she does has buzz. And yeah, I wouldn't mind if she keeps the Money in the Bank briefcase up to Wrestlemania. Unlike most women of his division, she combines beauty, grace, and power.





And here's another idea, make her declare that she's going to cash in on Wrestlemania to give additional buzz to her match. I get the shock nature of the briefcase, but when Rob Van Dam cashed his chance on the second ECW: One Night Stand, the anticipation for the match was so hyped, that it sent John Cena to a building filled with WWE haters and ECW diehards.


It's also a logical move for her character, as she calls herself The Center of the Universe, and all roads meet in the grandest stage of all.


Anyway, she needs to develop her promo skills more, as her "rich girl" gimmick from NXT has run its course. She needs to be the "athletic, cocky girl with a rich girl twang" now. She is past the cartoony gimmickry of NXT, and now she needs to insult the other women with her god-given gifts.

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