Some attempt to get thin due to health issues.
Others check their weight to look good in front of the camera.
Meanwhile, I just got an epiphany while working in Coffee Bean, working like a demented madman and gulping my second serving of Ice Blended Extreme Vanilla.
I am going to lose weight so whenever I bend to place my laptop's adaptor in the electrical outlet, I will not have the urge to fart.
Ladadee.